If anybody tells you that dragons aren't real, you can tell them they're wrong, because not only am I a real life dragon, I'm a smoke blowing dragon.
I stopped breathing fire after a stern talking to from a village hall health and safety inspector.
Now while most people would be amazed by a genuine, smoke blowing dragon, my talents don't end there.
I also have the magical powers of prediction.
That's right, when me and Magic Russ take to the stage and he says the magic words, it unlocks my powers and, using some ancient dragon eggs, I make some incredible predictions that always come true.
But remember, my magic will require some audience participation, so make sure you come prepared!