Hello ladies, and let me introduce you to the most handsome, intelligent, wonderful (and modest) monkey you'll ever meet in your life.
People often ask me what kind of monkey I am.
Well have you seen the Dairy Milk advert with the drumming monkey?
I'm not one of those buffoons!
No, my talent is far more mystical and impressive than just whacking a drum.
My friends call me Chico, and I'm a mind-reading monkey who's come to the UK all the way from beautiful Las Vegas.
Although, I'm just here on a tourist visa, so please don't mention me working to anyone...
I live here with my second cousin once removed, Magic Russ, and he insists on me taking part in all of his shows so he can show off my magical mind-reading powers.
I'm also a bit of a ladies' monkey, but i'm sure you figured that out by looking at me.
I can't wait to meet you at your party. Make sure you bring me an invisible banana please - they're my favourite.
P.S. If Magic Russ tells you I am naughty, don't believe him. And if you do believe him... well, monkey nuts to you!