I don't know what my not-so-glamorous assistant, Russ, has told you about me, but I am the real star of the show.
I have been training Russ in the art of magic for nearly 200 dog years, and he's started to pick it up lately - although he's got a long way to go before he catches me up. When I'm not performing at children's parties across the globe Midlands, I enjoy long walks on the beach and eating food off kitchen counters!
Thanks to a teleportation trick gone wrong, Magic Russ accidentally cloned me more than a hundred times, which means your lucky child will leave your party with their very own replica of yours truly - although not quite as handsome.
If you book me and my assistant Russ to do your party, I promise* I will almost certainly not drink too much milk and wee all over the children. *I've got my paws crossed so it doesn't count.
So, what are you waiting for?
Whenever I wake up early and Russ is still asleep, I like to play games while I'm waiting for my breakfast (usually Woofabix or Crunchy Mutt Cornflakes).
Here are some of my favourite games - just click on whichever one you want to play.
I hope you like them!
Collect the fruit in the right basket. Control the game by clicking/tapping on the pivot points.
Get your frog safely to the other side of the river. Jump on objects and do not fall in the water. Press to determine the strength of your jump.
Click to create platforms and jump on it. Collect the treasures and avoid the obstacles.